Chris Brown
I’m so glad you agree, no matter how good a N**** dance, you don’t hit a bitch. Or smash a window on the Today show.
Nuva Ring
If it ever gets stuck, call me Doogie Hauser. My fingers are like the jaws of life.
Tell Me
what’s really going on. Drizzy back up in this thing I’m ready wazz happenin’.
Katsuya
is for the birds. That’s why we go to Sushi Ike. I got a serious rapport with the Japanese!
Your clit
belongs in between my teeth
Barney’s
Fuck yeah we’ll go together. I’ll stick it in you in the Greengrass bathroom
My Balls
I will shave them so you can stick them in your mouth.
Pinkberry
Is so last season. Yogurtland is for lovers.
Blowjobs
You don’t have to swallow. Seriously. The fact that you let me come in your mouth is beyond phenomenal.
Just don’t kiss me for 5-10 minutes after. Maybe get a Razzmatazz from Jamba Juice first.
